Monthly Archives: June 2008

The Most Asinine Thing Ever

Got a phone call early this morning (9am) from Wamu saying they couldn’t issue my loan, even after all the paperwork had been shuffled around and I’d spent a month assuming that whole mortgage thing was well in hand. Their reason: not enough units in the condo building had sold yet. WHAT? Seriously? I mean… [...]

to the asshole in the lexus

You know. The one that zoomed past me while I was waiting for the bus and summarily transferred the entire liquid contents of a muddy puddle from the gutter to me. Yeah. You, asshole. Not many of the people you splashed today can memorize the license plate of a car while it’s still speeding away, [...]

Space-Time Inflation in a Shrinking World

I was in another of my very pensive moods this weekend. I realized very suddenly, for not the first time in my life I suppose, that there is a disparity between how much of my time I spend in the real world (meatspace) and how much of my time I spend in the virtual world. [...]